The Pussy Grabbing Presidential Nominee
Sung to "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B" by The Andrews Sisters


He was a famous guilded man from over New York way
He owed a lot of taxes but he would not pay
And he will sue you just for laughs
But when his number came up he started dodging the draft

A politician now
He's conning you and me
He's the pussy-grabbing presidential na-ah-minee

Casinos that he managed got him in a jam
He shafted all the workers and the common man
But still they just don't understand
Because he's slinging the crap and yet they're liking his plan
And now republicans jump 'cause they hate Hillary
He's the pussy-grabbing presidential na-ah-minee

A toot, a toot, a tootlie-ot toot toot
He really lowers the bar
But some are with him
Misogynist quotes and yet the G.O.P. is staying with him
And republicans jump 'cause they hate Hillary
He's the pussy-grabbing presidential na-ah-minee

He is their pussy-grabbing presidential na-ah-minee

The things he says - gets his facts from google
He's a hatred spewing man you see
With all his ways we know that nominee Trump lowers the bar
He's the pussy-grabbing presidential na-ah-minee

A now a tootlie-ot a tootlie-ot a toot, toot
He really lowers the bar
Misogynist quotes but the G.O.P. are staying with him
And republicans jump 'cause they hate Hillary
He's the pussy-grabbing presidential na-ah-minee

He never goes to sleep he's tweeting every night
And waking up the same way looking for a fight
He'll wave his hands and stamp his feet
Yes we know how he'll get when someone answers his tweet
They get riled up 'cause they hate Hillary
The pussy-grabbing presidential na-ah-minee

A now a tootlie-ot a tootlie-ot a toot, toot
He really lowers the bar
Misogynist quotes but the G.O.P. are staying with him
And republicans jump 'cause they hate Hillary
He's their pussy-grabbing presidential na-ah-minee

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