Republicans
Sung to The Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr.


Alright everybody
Gather round
The republicans are here
What kind of crazy you want
Racist bullshit
White guys always randy
Flip flops
Any kind you want
You've come to the right man
Cause I'm Republican

Who can take his own lies
Blame it all on you
Target all the Muslims
Or the lesbians will do

Republicans
Oh Republicans can
Republicans can they refuse to rise above
But yet they know they should
(Yes they know they should)

Policy a shit show
Kiss your rights goodbye
Mexicans will run
And all the liberals to cry

Republicans
Oh Republicans can
Republicans can they refuse to rise above
But yet they know they should
(Yes they know they should)

Republicans break
Promises they make
Don't you think it's quite suspicious
Now you talk about your alt-right wishes
Members are all in militias

Oh...Who can cause you sorrow
Trample on your dream
Ruin your tomorrow
With mysogynistic schemes

Republicans
Oh Republicans can
Republicans can they refuse to rise above
But yet they know they should
(Yes they know they should)

Republicans break
Promises they make
Don't you think it's quite suspicious
Talk about your alt-right wishes
Members are all in militias

Who can cause you sorrow
Trample on your dream
Ruin your tomorrow
With mysogynistic schemes

Republicans
Republicans can
Republicans can they refuse to rise above
But yet they know they should
(Yes they know they should)

Yes Republicans can they refuse to rise above
But yet they know they should
(Yes they know they should)

Republicans
Republicans
Republicans
(Yes they know they should)

Republicans
Republicans
Republicans
(Yes they know they should)

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