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Black I'm White
Sung to "Black or White"

My lips were fuller and my hair was a 'fro
I was a homeboy and my brother a 'bro
But money changes everything, and I realized to switch and not fight
So you'd better look again babe
'Cause you'll notice I'm not black I'm white

One day I realized that I was the boss
I told my doctor, make me Diana Ross
So he put me on the table, and told me he'd make everything right
And when I woke up in the morning
Then I noticed I'm not black I'm white

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