Stuck In The U.S.S.R
Sung to "Back In The U.S.S.R"


Just got over basic I'm USMC
Put me on a one-way flight
Now I'm serving duty in the Embassy
Something here just don't seem right

I'm stuck in the U.S.S.R
I'm lucky I made it that far, boy
Stuck in the U.S.S.R

People are depressing it's a lonely place
Makes me wish I were back home
Cameras in the hallways photograph my face
And I think they've bugged the phone

I'm stuck in the U.S.S.R
I'm lucky I made it this far, boy
Stuck in the U.S., stuck in the U.S., stuck in the U.S.S.R

Well, the KGB made me feel at home
We had a real good time
Their female agents won't leave me alone
And now they're try-y-y-ing to get in-in in-inside my mind

I'm stuck in the U.S.S.R
I'm lucky I made it this far, boy
Stuck in the U.S.S.R

Well, the KGB made me feel at home
We had a real good time
Their female agents won't leave me alone
And now they're try-y-y-ing to get in-in in-inside my mind

I unlocked our secret documents to see
Thinking it would do no harm
Now I hear the C.I.A. is after me
Seems I went and sold the farm

I'm stuck in the U.S.S.R
I'm lucky I made it this far, boy
Stuck in the U.S., stuck in the U.S., stuck in the U.S.S.R

Copyright © 1986 by C.Hammett