The Goldberg Bunch Now
Sung to "The Brady Bunch"

Here's the story
Of a Jewish lady
Who was bringing up three very jappy girls
All of them had credit cards
Like their mother
The oldest one's was gold

Here's the story
Of a man named Goldberg
With his three boys they ran a jewelry store
They had fancy cars and lots of extra money
But yet they wanted more

Then one day the jewish lady met the Goldbergs
He invited all the ladies out for lunch
But his stupid sons got all the girls pregnant
He said Oy Vey and they formed The Goldberg Bunch

Copyright © 1985 by C.Hammett