Dyke Bar
Sung to "All-Star"


Slick Willie once told me
He'd always want to hold me
He'd only use his tool in my bed
But he likes 'em really dumb
'Cause his Johnson's kinda hung in the shape of an "L" and it's all red

Well you know I'm running when the lies start coming
Pack up his jewels when my husband stops cuming
Put on my shoes for the Senate run
You'll think I'm straight not a lesbian
You'll never know the things I need
Big butch dyke is what I love to eat
I want to go on the Rosie show
She makes me whine just like a hoe

Hey now, it's a Dyke Bar
Get your strap-on, let's play
Hey now, put it in far, this is too fun, get laid
Muff-diving never gets old
Hick from Arkansas leaves me cold

Sit on your face and your cheeks'll get colder
It's shriveled up now 'cause she's getting older
But she doesn't like men, likes to differ
Rather have a snatch than a penis in the picture
Her lifetime mate is never going in
The marriage is torn 'cause of Monica's grin
Her loins on fire, how about yours
That's the way she likes it and she never gets bored

Hey now, it's a Dyke Bar
Get your strap-on, let's play
Hey now, put it in far, this is too fun, get laid
Muff-diving never gets old
Hick from Arkansas leaves me cold

Hey now, it's a Dyke Bar
Get your strap-on, let's play
Hey now, put it in far, this is too fun, get laid
Muff-diving never gets old

Somebody once asked "Can I dog you up your ass
I really need to look away from your face"
So I dropped to the carpet
I reached around and pleasured myself
And I could sure use a little pain

Well you know I'm running when the lies start coming
Pack up his jewels when my husband stops cuming
Put on my shoes for the Senate run
You'll think I'm straight not a lesbian
You'll never know the things I need
Big butch dyke is what I love to eat
I want to go on the Rosie show
She makes me whine just like a hoe

Muff-diving never gets old
Hick from Arkansas leaves me cold



Copyright © 1999 by C.Hammett