you are in any way offended by off-color humor I urge you NOT to
continue on this site!If you can't take a joke then go put your
head back in the sand!
This is a place
where any and all topics are fair game!
sir may I have another?
I can't believe that so many
people have taken the time to visit the fantasy world inside my
empty little head. Fortunately for you the medication they give
me isn't working as expected, leaving me in a delusional state
where I can experience life's little pleasures.
Many of you have written to me and let me know how you feel about
the stuff I write, both positive and negative, which makes the
short hairs on my neck curl! Unfortunately, the warden and
psychologist have kept me very busy so I haven't been able to
devote much of my time to writing as I'd like. Plus, it's kinda
tough to type with a straightjacket on.
The warden has given me back a few crayons and some toilet paper
and has allowed me to scribble some stuff. Keep an eye out and
you may find out why this is the Ultimate Parody site and not
Please note: If you see next to a title it means I haven't
uploaded the lyrics as of yet, so you won't be able to read it.
My thoughts on parodies
an idea of how I target the biggest taboo in the US...
I skewer 'em all, from Obama, Dubya, Hillary, and Reagan...
you're gonna eat that much you're gonna be a big
- Personal Problems
you're a drunk, bankrupt, or Obsessive-Compulsive I'm
gonna be laughing at ya...
- OJ Simpson
- Princess Diana
was beautiful, but now she's ...
many topics, so little time...
The Taliban and Other Terrorists
even those whacky towel-heads get picked on. Would you expect less?
the targets range from Michael Jackson to Howard Stern...
- Tiger Woods
didn't need his putter to fill these holes.
- Other Goodies
else that I think needs to be satired...
I have been allowed to check my
messages on a periodic basis. I had to give up conjugal visits,
but it's well worth it. I answer all e-mail personally, depending on which
personality wants to reply, and I enjoy all your comments, even
those of you who expose your own neurotic behavior (such as
correcting my typo's or lessons in geography). I do accept CARE
packages of food, money, and assorted medications at Box 14,
Katonah, NY 10536. No explosives or corrosives, please!
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Last revised: December, 2009.