The Ultimate Parody Site!


This site is definitely hazardous to your mental health!!!

If you are in any way offended by off-color humor I urge you NOT to continue on this site!If you can't take a joke then go put your head back in the sand!



Time for your prozac!

This is a place where any and all topics are fair game!


Thank you sir may I have another?


I can't believe that so many people have taken the time to visit the fantasy world inside my empty little head. Fortunately for you the medication they give me isn't working as expected, leaving me in a delusional state where I can experience life's little pleasures.

Many of you have written to me and let me know how you feel about the stuff I write, both positive and negative, which makes the short hairs on my neck curl! Unfortunately, the warden and psychologist have kept me very busy so I haven't been able to devote much of my time to writing as I'd like. Plus, it's kinda tough to type with a straightjacket on.

The warden has given me back a few crayons and some toilet paper and has allowed me to scribble some stuff. Keep an eye out and you may find out why this is the Ultimate Parody site and not some polka-stuff.

Please note: If you see next to a title it means I haven't uploaded the lyrics as of yet, so you won't be able to read it.

My thoughts on parodies


Select A Parody Topic...

Sex
Get an idea of how I target the biggest taboo in the US...
Politics
Here I skewer 'em all, from Obama, Dubya, Hillary, and Reagan...
Obesity
If you're gonna eat that much you're gonna be a big target...
Personal Problems
If you're a drunk, bankrupt, or Obsessive-Compulsive I'm gonna be laughing at ya...
OJ Simpson
Sure he's innocent...
Princess Diana
She was beautiful, but now she's ...
Tragedies
So many topics, so little time...
The Taliban and Other Terrorists
Yes, even those whacky towel-heads get picked on. Would you expect less?
Celebrities
Here the targets range from Michael Jackson to Howard Stern...
Tiger Woods
He didn't need his putter to fill these holes.
Other Goodies
Everything else that I think needs to be satired...
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I have been allowed to check my messages on a periodic basis. I had to give up conjugal visits, but it's well worth it. I answer all e-mail personally, depending on which personality wants to reply, and I enjoy all your comments, even those of you who expose your own neurotic behavior (such as correcting my typo's or lessons in geography). I do accept CARE packages of food, money, and assorted medications at Box 14, Katonah, NY 10536. No explosives or corrosives, please!

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Last revised: December, 2009.