Beat Her Just Like O.J.
Sung to "Treat Her Like A Lady"


All my friends
Always ask me
Something they really want to know
How to get
All the women
To obey me and so...

I told them
Beat her just like OJ
Hit as hard as I do
You've got to beat her just like OJ
'Til she's black and blue
Lord, look and see
You know what I mean

I know you've heard
That a woman
Will soon take advantage of you
Let me tell you, my friend
You must hit 'cause she's untrue

You've got to
Beat her just like OJ
Hit as hard as I do
You've got to beat her just like OJ
'Til she's black and blue
Lord, look and see
You know what I mean

You've got to kick her
And squeeze her
And tell her how you want to please her
You've go to choke her
And bleed her
But let her know you'll always need her
You know a woman is temperamental
And so easy to upset
So make her squeal
And scream for real
'Til she begs for forgiveness
Strange as it seems
You know you must treat a woman mean
So my friend
There you have it
I said it's easy simple way
If you fail to do this
Just kill her if she runs away

'Cause I'm gonna
Beat her just like OJ
So ma-lic-i-ous-ly
I'm gonna beat her just like OJ
She'll give in to me

You've got to
Beat her just like OJ
Hit as hard as I do
You've got to beat her just like OJ
'Til she's black and blue


Copyright © 1995 by C.Hammett