Al Qaeda
Sung to "Candida" by Tony Orlando and Dawn


The soldiers come out
If they know that we're about
But they never really know
Who will die
And oh, who am I
Just some Middle-Eastern guy
Trying hard to cover my lies

Oh Oh Al Qaeda
We'll be fighting forever
We're changing the whole world for better
Cause our thoughts are always clean
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
In our Koran it'll teach ya
The muslum life is much sweeter
It's the lifestyle of my dreams

The future is bright
Osama told me so last night
Said he saw the children praying in the sunshine
And there was you and I
On a bus about to die
And all the virgins came and they were mine

Oh Oh Al Qaeda
We'll be fighting forever
We're changing the whole world for better
Cause our thoughts are always clean
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
In our Koran it'll teach ya
The muslum life is much sweeter
It's the lifestyle of my dreams

And oh, who am I
Just some Middle-Eastern guy
You know I'm Trying hard to cover my lies

Oh Oh Al Qaeda
We'll be fighting forever
We're changing the whole world for better
Cause our thoughts are always clean
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
In our Koran it'll teach ya
The muslum life is much sweeter
It's the lifestyle of my dreams

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