Randy Man
Sung to "Ramblin Man"


Lord, I was born a Randy man
Lying to all the women I'm screwing because I can
But now my wife is leaving, she just don't understand
That I was born a Randy man

My father was my mentor and he warned ya
He said that I would be the "chosen one"
Then I was caught in a mid-tweet with a stripper plus
That girl was not the only one

Lord, I was born a Randy man
Lying to all the women I'm screwing because I can
But now my wife is leaving, she just don't understand
That I was born a Randy man

And now today I've got fourteen they're warning
Paying out some cash, chump change for me
Well I was having a good time thought I could buy you, Lord
But all them women dropped a dime on me

Lord, I was born a Randy man
Lying to all the women I'm screwing because I can
But now my wife is leaving, she just don't understand
That I was born a Randy man

Lord, I was born a randy man
Lord, I was born a randy man
Lord, I was born a randy man
Lord, I was born a randy man


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