I Want A New Mug
Sung to "I Want A New Drug"


I want a new mug
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make my nose stick out
One to go with my ten-inch dick
I want a new mug
One that won't fade away
So I can finally leave my house
And take a walk in the light of day

One that won't hurt my ego
Making me feel blue
One that gets me women so I really won't need you
'Cause you're so ugly too!

I want a new mug
One that looks pretty good
One with hair and a turned-up nose
To make me look like a real man should
I want a new mug
One that won't make me scream
One that won't make my neighbors think
That I appeared from a real bad dream

One that makes me happy
When I'm all alone
So people will not ask me if I'm from the Twilight Zone
'Cause babe I'm so alone
Babe I'm soooo alone

I want a new mug
And you know that's a fact
'Cause it's a pain when society asks
If I'm a part of a circus act
I want a new mug
One with some clout
One that makes women stop and say
How I wish he would take me out

One that won't hurt my ego
Making me feel blue
One that gets me women so I really won't need you
'Cause you're so ugly too!

Copyright © 1985 by C.Hammett