Did I Dismember
Sung to "Return To Sender"


I'm just your friendly little postman
I like the girls, you see
But when the body count's rising
They point the blame at me
(and now they wonder)

Did I dismember
That girl next door
She's a hooker
Just one more
It is immoral
To kill like that
I'd say I'm sorry but a postman don't take no flack

So when you see your friendly postman
Remember what I say
'Cause he might show up with an Uzi
And blow everyone away

(and then they'll wonder)

Did I dismember
That girl next door
She's a hooker
Just one more
It is immoral
To kill like that
I'd say I'm sorry but a postman don't take no flack

This time you know I did it myself
I killed her with my two hands
The police came 'round
The very next day
They don't understand

(and now they wonder)

Did I dismember
That girl next door
She's a hooker
Just one more
It is immoral
To kill like that
I'd say I'm sorry but a postman don't take no flack


Copyright © 1996 by C.Hammett