Mr. Cleen
Sung to "Billie Jean


My floor was more like a nasty scene
From a movie screen
I could not find that long-lasting sheen
Where did it go
What a mess, on the floor, in my house
Who knows where did it go
What a mess, on the floor, in my house
Then someone told me 'bout Mr. Cleen
How it helps to clean
Oh how my head turned and I knew I had found the one
Who would clean, all the floors, in my house

No one ever told me
What cleaners I should use
What damage they can do to my floors
My mother never told me
Be careful what you use
Be careful 'cause you may
See the shine just fade away

Now Mr. Cleen is on my floor
It cleans the floor the way the job should be done
With a shine just like the sun
It's a job number one
With a shine just like ths sun

It shines all day and into the night
WIth a shine so bright
And it can stand even ground-in sand
Or pots and pans
No more mess, on the floor, in my house
So take my strong advice
Just one cleaning will surely suffice
Will suffice, will suffice

It cleans my floors oh so thoroughly
And it's so dirt-free
And all the neighbors when they see the shine ask what to use
For the mess, on the floors, in their house

No one ever told me
What cleaners I should use
What damange they can do to my floors
But you came and got the job done
With a smell as fresh as pine
I know I'll never find
A floor that shines like mine

Now Mr. Cleen is on my floor
It cleans the floor the way the job should be done
With a shine just like the sun
Now Mr. Cleen is on my floor
It cleans the floor the way the job should be done
With a shine just like the sun
It's a job number one
With a shine just like ths sun

Copyright © 1985 by C.Hammett