Livin With Brad In Boca
Sung to "Livin La Vida Loca"


He's into gender-benders
Hangs out in unlit halls
He'll wear his pink suspenders
Has sex in bathroom stalls

He's into molestation
New kinks that don't seem right
Some think it's an affliction
He'll tell you it's alright

He'll make you take your clothes off
Then he'll say he's into pain
He'll make you dress up like his wife
And you'll never be the same
You'll be feeling so ashamed

On the wild side, oh
Livin with Brad In Boca
He'll want you to go down
Livin with Brad in Boca
His legs are always shaved
Your chicken he will choke-a
Might as well come out
Livin with Brad in Boca
Livin with Brad in Boca
Livin with Brad in Boca

Woke up was feeling shitty
From the amyl-nitrate smell
I had to fart but was feeling funny
I almost slipped on the K-Y jel

He sits down by the water
In his Speedo with champagne
Once he gets a taste of you
It makes him go insane
Playing colon-cowboy games

On the wild side, oh
Livin with Brad In Boca
He'll want you to go down
Livin with Brad in Boca
His legs are always shaved
Your chicken he will choke-a
Might as well come out
Livin with Brad in Boca
Livin with Brad in Boca
Livin with Brad in Boca

He'll make you take your clothes off
Then he'll say he's into pain
He'll make you dress up like his wife
And you'll never be the same
You'll be feeling so ashamed

On the wild side, oh
Livin with Brad In Boca
He'll want you to go down
Livin with Brad in Boca
His legs are always shaved
Your chicken he will choke-a
Might as well come out
Livin with Brad in Boca
Livin with Brad in Boca
Livin with Brad in Boca

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