Alison
Sung to "Alison"


Oh it's not funny to be losing you after so long, girl
But I am such a schmuck I understand
our marriage is a mess
Now I'm stuck here with this little dick of mine
With Robin and the rest
All my list'ners know I'm not really mental
As I paddle someone's bare behind
And I don't know if I should think this is funny
Long as my show is doing fine

Alison, I know that I've embarrassed you
Oh, Alison, I'm one dumb Jew

Well I know I'm not a husband now
But you knew I wasn't really trying
I was just a fake
I know that no girl really could stand
I know you took all you could take
Some people wish that they could stop me from talking
When they hear the stupid things I say
It wasn't funny when she said "Take a big hike!"
I never thought she'd leave me this way

Alison, I know that I've embarrassed you
Oh, Alison, I'm one dumb Jew
I'm one dumb Jew



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