The Camel Toe Song
Sung to "Believe" by Cher


I got my legs open wide
You keep saying you're inside
But I can't feel you
In a moment you're through
No wa-a-ay this is pleasing
My lo-o-oins should be squeezing
'Cause even when you say you're done
I'm gonna be the horny one

I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough
I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside mey, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough

What am I supposed to do
Tell you that "I'm cumming" too
Well I can't do that
I wish you were black
So it's ti-i-ime to move on
How I'd lo-o-ove a foot-long
You're Johnson's way too small it's true
My camel toe's too big for you

I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough
I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough

But I know I'll find a penis
That is hard and that is long
Then I won't need you anymore
I won't need you anymore
I won't need you anymore
I won't need you anymore

I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough
I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough


Copyright 2000 by C.Hammett