Dumb Fuck
Sung to "Bad Luck"


You're not a smarty
Just confused
Having trouble simply
Counting by two's
Losing out on everything you might try to do
Bad luck fellas got a hold on you

You're acting funny
And you ... live alone
Can't get a woman can't even dial the phone
Law of average plainly states that chances go around
But if you want to know the truth about it
I'll tell you what's pulling you down

Dumb Fuck
That's what you are, that's what you are
Dumb Fuck
That's what you are, that's what you are
Dumb Fuck
That's what you are, that's what you are
Dumb Fuck, Dumb Fuck

You touch the oven 'cause
That oven's HOT
Common sense has left you
Intelligent you're not
Walk around in a daze with a stupid stare
Never had a woman but you don't even care

You hear the rhythm of all your traffic time
More I think about it I think you 'bout to lose your mind
Some people call it stinks the way you act that way
But if you want to know the truth about it
I'll tell you what's pulling you way-hay-down

Dumb Fuck
That's what you are, that's what you are
Dumb Fuck
That's what you are, that's what you are
Dumb Fuck
That's what you are, that's what you are
Dumb Fuck, Dumb Fuck
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb hey

One more thing
Law of average plainly states that chances go around
But if you want to know the truth about it
I'll tell you what's pulling you down - down - down - down

Dumb Fuck
That's what you are, that's what you are
Dumb Fuck
That's what you are, that's what you are
Dumb Fuck
That's what you are, that's what you are
Dumb Fuck, Dumb Fuck, Dumb Fuck, Dumb Fuck

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